More from the Wayback Machine

It’s always interesting to see what you’ll find digging through old files. Case in point, I found an old website I made for fun back in the day when I was playing around with HTML. It was a spoof on a brewery company, replete with a full array of beers and even job openings.



Sacrilege Beer
'Jesus turned water into wine. We did him one better.'

A smooth tasting lager, Sacrilege entices your senses with its robust flavor and just a hint of nutmeg. Our best selling beer to date, Sacrilege is bound to appease even the most discriminating of palettes.

Steel Gauntlet Beer
'Nothing brings the color back to your face like a shot from a steel gauntlet.'

Steel Gauntlet doesn't pull any punches. Its wickedly potent taste will wake you up and then knock you back down. Its power comes from its special blend of ingredients, including a unique added shot of jalapeno pepper.

Murkwood Drought
'Any thicker and you'd be eating it with a knife and fork.'

Using an old family recipe straight from the swamps of the Mississippi, our Murkwood drought is so stout its actually been used as syrup for pancakes on occasion. Nothing is better for when you just want to sit back, watch tv and vegetate for hours on end.

Hemlock Ale
'Sure there are a few permanent side effects like blindness and loss of hearing, but we dare you to find a better brew!'

Other beer companies like to play it safe and stay away from contents that some folks, say, the FDA, find dangerous, but we like to push the limits at DU, so if you're a real man (or woman), then try to survive...HEMLOCK ALE!!!

Didactic Conveyance
'We don't know what the name means either, but after you have one you won't give a damn.'

Not even the folks here at DU know what exactly goes into this beer. At the end of every brewing session we take what we have left over and mix it together with some other odds and ends. Sometimes good, sometimes bad, but always different.

DESTRUCTION OF GOD
'Oh, shit.' -God

The sole reason behind the creation of the Depleted Uranium Brewing Company, this beer came from a promise made between two good friends on a car trip to the amazing bar/restaurant Brickskeller. To learn more, check out the whole story in the Company Info section of our website. Oh yeah, this beer is the fucking bomb yo!