Friday, August 23, 2013

What I'm Cooking - Cranberry-Nut Muffins



So...cranberries. Apparently cranberries are really, really hard to find outside of the Thanksgiving season. Don't get me wrong, I hadn't expected to stumble across fresh cranberries, but I was shocked that I couldn't find a bag of frozen berries to save my life. I went to three groceries stores and two specialty stores before I finally found some at a mega Whole Foods.

But the important part is that I did find them and was finally able to make these delicious muffins. As will come as no surprise, this is yet another Cooks' Illustrated recipe, from their September & October 2011 issue.

Great Cranberry-Nut Muffins (makes 12 muffins)

The Topping (a.k.a. excuse for more sugar)
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
4 teaspoons granulated sugar
1 tablespoon packed light brown sugar
2 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into ½-inch pieces, softened
  Pinch of salt
½ cup pecan halves
 
The Muffin Stuffin'
1 ⅓ cups (6 ⅔ ounces) all-purpose flour
1 ½ teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 ¼ cups pecan halves, toasted and cooled
1 cup plus 1 tablespoon (7 ½ ounces) granulated sugar
2 large eggs
6 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted and cooled slightly
½ cup whole milk
2 cups fresh (ha! yeah, right!) cranberries
1 tablespoon confectioners' sugar

Right off the bat, let me warn you that you're going to need a food processor for this recipe. If you don't already have one go get one because they are awesome and you should have one regardless. That done, let's jump right in, shall we?



FOR THE TOPPING:

1. Add everything but the pecans to a food processor and give it about 4-5 pulses until it resembles coarse sand. Then throw in the pecans and give it another 4-5 pulses. Once done, dump the delicious mixture into a bowl for later.

FOR THE MUFFIN STUFFIN':

2. Pre-heat the oven to 425 degrees and set the rack to the upper-middle position.

3. Spray down a 12-cup muffin tin with baking spray or throw some muffin cups (is that what they are referred to as?) in them.

4. Whisk together the flour, baking powder, and ONLY ¾ths of a teaspoon of salt (NOT ALL THE SALT) in a bowl, then put it to the side.

5. Process the toasted pecans and granulated sugar until the mixture resembles coarse sand, about 10-15 seconds (see below).



6. Transfer that delicious, delicious sand like substance to a large bowl and then whisk in the eggs, butter, and milk until combined. The wisk in the four mixture until just combined and set that sucker aside for THIRTY (30) MINUTES to thicken up. This is important.

7. Pulse the cranberries (if frozen, microwave for about 30-45 seconds first to partially thaw) with the remaining ¼ teaspoon of salt, and confectionser sugar in a food preocessor until coarsely chopped, about 4-5 pulses.



8. Using a rubber spatula, fold cranberries into batter. At this point you're going to start loading up the muffin tin. CI recommended using an ice cream scoop which worked perfectly, but you can use a spoon or whatever you have lying around.



9. Sprinkle the topping on the muffins and press lightly to make sure it adheres. Then stick them in the oven for 17-18 minutes, rotating the pan halfway through to make sure they cook evenly. Remove muffins from oven and let cool for 10 minutes on a wire rack. Remove the muffins from the tin and let cool 10 more minutes. Then gorge on fresh muffins.

10. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Food for Thought

Tuesday morning my father headed back home to the East Coast, leaving me once again capable of wasting my free time on nothing remotely productive. Fortunately, his time here was filled with lots of shenanigans, so I have not one, not two, but THREE different recipes to share with you in the upcoming days as well as a review of a brand new game, Nothing Personal. But before that can happen I need to go make pizza and play some L4D2 with some friends.

In the meantime, why don't you listen to these happening beats?



Daily Haiku - August 22, 2013

Old ladies appear
Sticking labels to postcards
Mail Party success!

With every new production that goes up we send out a postcard announcement to our mailing list, which currently tops out at just slightly under 6,800 people. Attempting to have any one person do this on their own would be insanity, but fortunately there is a local group of volunteers who can come in and help. 12 nice old ladies and two hours later we had the labeling completely done! HURRAYS!

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Beautiful Poetry

This showed up on my news feed today and it was too beautiful not to pass on. The poet's name is Neil Hilborn and you can read more of his work on his tumblr page, Keep the Radio on Softly, and I highly recommend you do so.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

To Review or Not To Review

Back in my high school days, whenever we had to perform a scene or monologue in our theatre arts class the other students were required to verbally review our performance. I always felt super uncomfortable when I was forced into this role because who was I to judge? I didn't have any previous experience in acting. I wasn't well versed in how to give constructive criticism. And neither were the majority of my fellow classmates. So more often than not the "reviews" were generally useless, being filled with either unwarranted platitudes or the most neutral of criticisms.

Fast forward fifteen years or so, and I find myself slightly more educated in the ways of acting and more comfortable doling out criticism when asked. That said, I still find myself somewhat reticent when it comes to giving negative reviews. The old adage comes to mind, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."

Case (sort of) in point: I recently went and saw a theatrical production that, while it had some truly spectacular moments, was absolutely littered will appallingly bad performances. Having purchased my tickets through Goldstar, I had the opportunity to leave a review, which at best would be mediocre but littered with scorn. And thus my reoccurring moral quandary began anew. Do I leave a mediocre-to-negative review or none at all?

In this case I went ahead and posted it, only to discover that the majority of the other reviews were glowing. Go figure. Maybe I got caught them on an off night or maybe I'm just not the target audience. Who knows? Nonetheless, I think leaving a criticism is often more helpful than leaving no comment at all. Just my two cents.

Daily Haiku - August 6, 2013

By themselves, stunning,
But within the production
Nearly lost in shit.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Corgis with Quotes


"Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Friday, August 2, 2013

The Father has arrived

My father arrived yesterday for his annual summer visit to the lovely locale of SoCal and apparently brought along a little of the East Coast weather, if only temporarily. But that's okay as we spent all of last night indoors playing board games and will likely repeat that cycle tonight are for the majority of his stay here.

The reason I'm such a bigger gamer nowadays is almost entirely due to my father's early influence. Sure, we played family favorites like Monopoly, Sorry!, Risk, and Clue when I was younger, but he also introduced me to Rail Baron, Acquire, Diplomacy and a handful of other games that required a bit (or a lot) more strategy. It also helped that my Uncle David and Aunt Susan were also big gamers, which allowed me access to even more playtime in my youth.

Once I got out of college there was a rather large lull in gaming until I arrived out in California and met a like-minded group of people, one of whom had compiled a very large collection of his own. Awash in a flood of new games, my desire was rekindled and with my new found disposable income I started building up my own collection of board games. Curious as to what I've currently got? Say no more!

7 Wonders (+ expansions)
Acquire (my father's originally)
Alhambra
Cards Against Humanity
Escape: Curse of the Temple
Forbidden Island
Guillotine
Kill Dr. Lucky
King of Tokyo (+ expansions)
La Strada
Lost Cities
Nothing Personal (Kickstarter)
Penny Arcade: The Game - Gamers vs. Evil
Penny Arcade: The Game - Rumble in R'lyeh
Race for the Galaxy (+ expansions)
Rail Baron (my father's originally)
Ruse & Bruise
Settlers of Catan (+ expansions)
Survive: Escape from Atlantis
Walk the Plank! (Kickstarter)

There's a lot more games I need to get my own copies of as well, but with the new job I'm going to have to curtail my board game spending for a while. *sad trombone*

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Daily Haiku - August 1, 2013

Accursed drivers
The network printer is there
Waste my time no more!