Wednesday, February 27, 2013

In the trenches

Have you noticed the lack of posting lately? That would be pilot season kicking my butt. I'm average 10 hours of overtime a week and constantly running around during the day. It's enough to burn a guy out, or at the very least turn him into a giant ball of stress. Thankfully, I found my salvation this morning in the form of a Reddit post in r/corgi.

Behold, my new desktop wallpaper. I can't look at it without laughing. If you are currently suffering from the trials and tribulations of life I highly recommend multiple viewings per day.


Click for full-sized version (4912 x 3264).

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Daily Haiku - February 26, 2013

Burning midnight oil.
The extra money is great;
Need time to spend it.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Daily Haiku(s) - February 19, 2013

Hiked electric bill;
LAN party with seven friends.
Totally worth it.

Walking the bike path
A slight chill hangs in the air
A modest rebirth

Exhaustion descends
Out before I hit the bed
Thankful for grey dawn.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

"I Like Mixed Drinks" ("Baby Got Back" rewrite)



Hopefully when I have a little more free time I can finish rewriting the whole song and make a complete video out of it.

Daily Haiku - February 12, 2013

At work until ten
Waiting to finalize deals
The clock is ticking.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

A busy bee

Lots of things to talk about, but unfortunately work is super busy right now so I'll have to post updates in the evening. That said, I saw an amazing show over the weekend called "Absolutely Filthy," I made some great Chorizo Lentil Soup, and I wrestled with Adobe Premiere while trying to edit my video. A rough version is up on Facebook and hopefully I'll have a cleaner version on Youtube that I can post tonight. Later!

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Progress!

I'm not going to get the video shot tonight, but I tried recording the lyrics and it sounded surprisingly not bad. I also changed a couple of lines that were breaking the narrative (and tempo) a bit.

My roommate tried to stop me  
Said the booze was his
That shit's so whack, G
Perhaps it's time to change drinks  
Before this leads to
Some stupid hijinks.

Hopefully by tomorrow night I'll have the lines memorized and I can record in one or two takes. If I'm lucky I can surreptitiously stick an earbud in so I can do the lyrics in the video instead of trying to dub them in from a separate audio track.

Fingers crossed!

February 7, 2013

It's Pilot Season
Overtime and deadlines loom
Come at me, actors!

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Or...

I could still be at work because of pilot season. Perhaps my video will need to wait until the weekend.

Inspiration

So one of my friends posted this link on Facebook, which a recipe for Spicy Grapefruit Margaritas. Since I don't have plans for tonight and I just so happen to have a massive grapefruit tree in the backyard I decided to making this recipe tonight. And somehow, inexplicably, "I Like Big Butts" by Sir Mix-A-Lot popped into my head and my brain instantly changed the opening lyrics from "I Like Big Butts" to "I like mixed drinks."

This of course prompted me to hunt down the lyrics and start rewriting them. I've only written the opening monologue and most of the first stanza so far, but it's enough to turn into a quick response video for my friend. If I can overcome my natural laziness and avoid playing computer games I should be able to get it shot and posted tonight.

In the meantime, here's the official music video for the song in question along with both sets of lyrics below it (mine are on the right).



*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
*talking*
Oh my god
Becca, look at this drink
It’s cray-cray
It looks like one of those fancy cocktails

Who gets those fancy cocktails?
People only buy them cause they want to look refined while getting drunk.
I mean the taste
It's totes McGee
I can't believe it's so good
It's just so strong
I mean, I’m drunk
Look, go try it now

*rap*
I like mixed drinks and I cannot lie
Beer and wine I will just pass by
But when a wet bar’s there / and it’s hella hella stocked
And some fool left it unlocked
I get drunk
Wanna eat some bread
Cause that booze goes straight to my head
Deep in the cups I’m drinking
I’m drunk and I can’t stop thinking
It’s crazy but I think I’m glowing
Have I been smoking?
My roommate tried to stop me
Said the booze was his
That shit’s so whack, G
Oooooo, Captain Morgan
I need to purchase me ginger beer
To mix it mix it cuz a Dark & Stormy will kick it.

Pilot Season has officially begun! (Almost)

At most there might be one more drama pilot coming down the line, but that's pretty iffy at this point. Currently my boss and I are handling three pilots, which could really be considered two and a half since one of them is a co-production where we aren't the lead studio (i.e., we don't negotiate or paper any of the deals, we just have a say in the finances).

However, we don't have casting directors for either of our pilots yet, so all we can do at the moment is try and lock down directors and line producers. But once a casting director is obtained we'll jump into doing test options and that when things will get busy. I've already started staying late and it'll only increase as the deadlines start looming.

Until that happens though I'm going to continue to try and get in thirty minutes everyday with Duolingo. It's been a little hit-and-miss since I first mentioned it but I finally unlocked a new section and thought I'd preen a bit. :P



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