Inspiration

So one of my friends posted this link on Facebook, which a recipe for Spicy Grapefruit Margaritas. Since I don't have plans for tonight and I just so happen to have a massive grapefruit tree in the backyard I decided to making this recipe tonight. And somehow, inexplicably, "I Like Big Butts" by Sir Mix-A-Lot popped into my head and my brain instantly changed the opening lyrics from "I Like Big Butts" to "I like mixed drinks."

This of course prompted me to hunt down the lyrics and start rewriting them. I've only written the opening monologue and most of the first stanza so far, but it's enough to turn into a quick response video for my friend. If I can overcome my natural laziness and avoid playing computer games I should be able to get it shot and posted tonight.

In the meantime, here's the official music video for the song in question along with both sets of lyrics below it (mine are on the right).

*talking* Oh my god Becky, look at her butt Its so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends Who understands those rap guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute I mean her butt It's just so big I can't believe it's so round It's just out there I mean, it's gross Look, she's just so black *rap* I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got Make Me so horney Ooh, rump of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

*talking* Oh my god Becca, look at this drink It’s cray-cray It looks like one of those fancy cocktails Who gets those fancy cocktails? People only buy them cause they want to look refined while getting drunk. I mean the taste It's totes McGee I can't believe it's so good It's just so strong I mean, I’m drunk Look, go try it now *rap* I like mixed drinks and I cannot lie Beer and wine I will just pass by But when a wet bar’s there / and it’s hella hella stocked And some fool left it unlocked I get drunk Wanna eat some bread Cause that booze goes straight to my head Deep in the cups I’m drinking I’m drunk and I can’t stop thinking It’s crazy but I think I’m glowing Have I been smoking? My roommate tried to stop me Said the booze was his That shit’s so whack, G Oooooo, Captain Morgan I need to purchase me ginger beer To mix it mix it cuz a Dark & Stormy will kick it.