Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Daily Haiku - December 27, 2016

Heed my mournful plight
Christmas and birthdays don't mix
Uni-gifts are lame

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I mean, as an adult it doesn't matter anymore, but Kid Me was super unhappy about missing out on additional presents when my sister got them in both October AND December. Remember folks, do your future kids a solid and don't get pregnant in March.

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Merry Christmas

Another year, another lone post on the blog. What exciting New Year Resolutions will I fail to follow through with in 2017?! What famous celebrity will bite the bullet in the next few days? What astounding Christmas/birthday gifts still await me? You'll just have to wait a few more days to see, as 2016 ain't over yet!

TO BE CONTINUED (unless I don't post for another year, in which case *wah wah*)!

It's Christmas day. If for some reason you're actually trolling random blogs right now, get off the damn computer and go do something productive involving other people or booze. Preferably both.

Love,

Me