Sunday, September 22, 2013

What I'm Cooking - My first-ever lasagna!



In the same issue of Cooks' Illustrated (September & October 2011) that brought you the Cranberry-Nut Muffins, comes (one of) my greatest creation to date, a towering juggernaut of the vegetable world, replete with healthy goodness, deliciousness, a just a splash of over-the-top hyperbole. LET US BEGIN!

So what makes this recipe so great beyond tasting delicious is the fact that it's so easy to make. Normally you'd expect to be building from scratch with CI, but this time they looking to keep your time in the kitchen to a minimum. This means a no-cook tomato sauce and a no-cook cream sauce accompany the no-boil noodles you're going to be using today.

Vegetable Lasagna

No-Cook Tomato Sauce
1 28 oz. can of crushed tomatoes
¼ cup chopped fresh basil
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 teaspoon kosher salt
¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes
 
No-Cook Cream Sauce
4 ounces Parmesan cheese, grated (2 cups)
1 cup whole-milk cottage cheese
1 cup heavy cream
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 teaspoon of cornstarch
½ teaspoon kosher salt
½ teaspoon pepper
 
Vegetable Filling
1 ½ pounds eggplant, peeled and cut into ½-inch cubes (about 7 cups)
  Kosher salt and pepper
1 pound zucchini, cut into  -inch pieces
1 pound of yellow squash, cut into  -inch pieces (about 4 cups)
5 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon extra-virgin olive oil
4 garlic cloves, minced
1 tablespoon minched fresh thyme
12 ounces baby spinach (about 12 cups
 
12 no-boil lasagna noodles
½ cup minced pitted kalamata olives NOPE NOPE NOPE
12 ounces low-moisture whole-milk mozzarella cheese, shredded (about 3 cups)
2 tablespoons chopped fresh basil

FOR THE TOMATO SAUCE:

1. Whisk everything together and then set it aside. That's it. Seriously.

FOR THE CREAM SAUCE:

2. Whisk everything together and then set it aside. That's it. Seriously.

I will note however that by the time I got to spreading the "sauce" onto my lasagna it was more the consistency of cooking dough, and I added some more heavy cream to make it manageable.

FOR THE FILLING:

3. Pre-heat the oven to 375 degrees.

4. Eggplant is notorious for carrying moisture and to avoid watering down the lasagna when it cooks CI came up with brilliant plan of microwaving the sucker to preemptively reduce the liquid it was retaining. So first toss the eggplant with about 1 teaspoon of salt and then place it high on a couple of paper towels on a large plate. Microwave on high for about 5 minutes, take it out, toss it, place it on some fresh paper towels and then throw it back in the microwave for another 5 minutes. By the end of this the eggplant should have lost a significant amount of volume. Once done, mix together with the zucchini and squash.

5. Now we're going to further reduce the moisture in the veggies cooking them for about 7 minutes over medium high heat. Before we get started though, combine 1 tablespoon of olive oil, the garlic, and thyme (I used dried) in a small bowl. Once that's done heat 2 tablespoons of oil in a large non-stick skillet until shimmering and then toss in half the eggplant mixture, ½ teaspoon of salt, and ½ teaspoon pepper; cook, stirring occasionally, until vegetables are lightly browned. Push the vegetables to the sides of the skillet and then put half of the garlic mixture in the middle and smash it up good until fragrant. Then stir everything together, transfer to a bowl and repeat the whole process with the other half of the eggplant mixture.

6. The last step before assembly was the most cumbersome for me. Return the skillet to medium-high heat, and the remaining teaspoon of oil, and heat until shimmering. Then try and cram all 12 cups of spinach into the skillet, stirring constantly, until wilted. Suffice to say I made a mess. Anywho, once that's done transfer the spinach to a paper towel-lined plate and let drain for a couple of minutes. You might even considering wringing it dry if your paper towels are sturdy enough. Then stir it into the eggplant mixture.



LASAGNA ASSEMBLE!:

7. Grab yourself a handy-dandy 13 by 9-inch baking dish and spray that sucker down with vegetable oil spray. Spread 1 cup of the tomato sauce in the bottom of the dish; shingle 4** noodles on top of the sauce. Spread half of the vegetable mixture over the noodles, followed by half the cream sauce, and 1 cup of mozzarella. Repeat layering with 4** noodles, 1 cup tomato sauce, remaining vegetables, remaining cream sauce, and 1 cup mozzarella. Place remaining 4** noodles on top layer of cheese. Spread remaining 1 cup tomato sauce over noodles and sprinkle with remaining 1 cup mozzarella.



Light spray large sheet of aluminum foil with vegetable oil spray and over lasagna. Bake until bubbling, about 35 minutes. Cool on wire rack for 25 minutes. Cut into pieces, sprinkle with basil, and serve. BAM!

Seriously, this was delicious and it fed me for a week. Even my roommate was impressed, and demanded I pass along the recipe to him.


**No bake noodles seemed to come in two forms, and frankly I wished I had gotten the other. The first is you standard looking lasagna noodle, which would be long, fairly sturdy looking and wavy on the ends. The second, which I ended up getting, are short, flat, cracker-like rectangles that cooked up okay, but weren't particularly good. So, yeah, keep away from those.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Third Stanza of a Love Cycle

I thought us safe within my walls,
The windows shuttered, door secured.
I thought the hunters left the woods,
Traps felled to ruin, for want of prey.
I thought the fire of love would mend,
But shadows lurk where there is light.

I could not keep them from your eyes
Nor burn so bright to smite them whole
And so the home my heart had made
Was once again a house no more.

Friday, September 20, 2013

Apparently folks still read the newspaper.

We had a glowing early review come out from the largest area newspaper on Monday and have absolutely been flooded with calls and online purchases the last three days. I've been told each of the previous three days have matched or surpassed what was previously the largest single day for ticket sales in the 10 year history of the theatre.

So, yeah, I guess folks still love Shakespeare. Who knew?

Anywho, I had meant to do another post on Wednesday, but pushed it to Thursday due to work. Which then got pushed to today. So far it's been fairly quiet, but it's early yet and I've still got to prepare for the musical program tonight.

I think I've mentioned previously the secondary rehearsal/music space we have in our building. It's acoustically modeled after an opera house and we usually run music performances on the Friday and Saturday nights that we are also having a main stage production running. So it can get pretty chaotic when you've roughly 200 people showing up in a 30 minute window for two different performances that all run through a single box office (i.e., me).

That said, I've got an awesome lasagna recipe I want to share with you and I'm going to go see one of the midnight showings of The Pokemusical tomorrow night, so I should have lots to write about in the next few days, assuming I actually find more time to sit down and write it out. :P

Monday, September 16, 2013

Pardon me while I geek out for a moment

So I finally got a chance to sit down last week and game with my friends. We decided to draft the cube and I ended up creating a green-black deck stuffed with expensive high-end creatures, which mostly relied on a single combo to get things going. I actually got this combo to work three times, but it was only successful once. Due to the size, the image of the combo is below the cut.

Step 1 was playing Lotleth Troll onto the battlefield and then using its discard ability to dump a big creature into my graveyard, in this case, Griselbrand. On the following turn, I cast Exhume to put Griselbrand in the battlefield without having to pay its casting cost and then immediately used his ability to draw an extra 7 cards.

At this point I had around 12 or 13 cards in hand, which I then proceeded to play without paying any of the casting costs thanks to Eureka, which allows both players to play any number of permanents from their hand. Obviously you run the risk of letting your opponent(s) play amazing cards as well, but hopefully your massive card advantage (thanks to Griselbrand) will still win you the day. Which it totally did for me.

Among other things, I ended up playing Ob Nixilis, the Fallen and 11 lands, which allowed me to deal 33 damage to my opponents and left me with a now 36/36 creature with which to finish them off.

It was a good day. :D


Saturday, September 14, 2013

Change is the only constant.

So a close friend of mine just found out he's going to be a father. He is the first in my inner circle of friends to become a parent and the last one anyone would have expected. The baby wasn't planned, he wasn't given any say in the matter, and he has no real interest in a long term relationship with the mother. Nevertheless, he's stepping up to the plate and accepting his newfound role as a father. Personally, I think he's going to do a bang-up job and he's got a great support group of loving friends to help out, myself included.

And while this came as a complete surprise, what's equally as shocking to me is the effect this revelation had on my own outlook towards children. I've never really been interested in children, though I always assumed I'd eventually have some of my own. It is even possible that I may have, in the past, spoken of children in less than...flattering terms, a stance that I assumed would change at some point down the line.

Well, it would appear that that time has come. I really don't know how to explain it better than having a switch flipped. While I'm not suddenly on a tear to get married and have kids immediately, I think I definitely do want to have them, and my previous distaste for babies has softened considerably. This stance was made readily apparent when the secretary of our board of directors showed up at my office the other day with her 14-month-old in tow and I proceed to have an extended conversation in gibberish with the boy while some stupid grin was plastered on my face.

The revelation makes recent events in my life a little more-heartbreaking for me, but I think it shows a sign of continued maturity on my part, the (perceived) stagnation of which has always been a sore spot for me. And who knows, maybe this is the start of a golden era for "Westward Joe Becoming More of a Mature Adult", in which case things can only get better from here on out. Here's looking to you, Future, and whatever it is you bring with you.