The rumors are indeed true, my friends. I have returned to the land of milk and honey and surfboards, and after four very full and exhausting days I have finally gotten a good night's rest.
Such stories I shall share with you! The very firmaments of your mind will boggle at my possibly-not-as-interesting-as-I-think-they-are-but-still-fairly-entertaining stories, gasp at the surprising twists and turn, and nod your head approvingly as the countdown to my ascension into the pantheon of obscure and semi-famous demi-gods drops one digit lower.
Alas, that time has not yet struck the clock (the stories, not my death). If you can but hold for one day longer, I shall begin my stories of wonderment then. For now, I must make my way back home from the land of my girlfriend's family and begin the process of acclimating myself back into society at large.
So for now, adieu.
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